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| Date | Episode # | Title | Network | Rating | Share (↓) | Viewers | Watch/Purchase DVD/Download |
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| 02/12/2007 | 04-015 | My Damn Stalker | CBS | 10 | 14 | 15.5 | 
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| 01/03/2011 | Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup | CBS | 9.1 | 14 | 15.4 | ||
| 01/17/2011 | Lookin' for Japanese Subs | CBS | 9.3 | 14 | 15.6 | ||
| 02/07/2011 | Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak | CBS | 9.1 | 14 | 15.2 | ||
| 02/14/2011 | That Darn Priest | CBS | 8.7 | 14 | 14.5 | ||
| 11/26/2007 | 05-010 | Kinda Like Necrophilia | CBS | 9.4 | 14 | 15.3 |
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| 10/10/2011 | Nine Magic Fingers | CBS | 9.7 | 14 | 16.2 | ||
| 05/19/2008 | 05-019 | Waiting for the Right Snapper | CBS | 9 | 14 | 14.7 |
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| 12/08/2008 | 06-010 | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited | CBS | 9.5 | 14 | 15.6 |
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| 01/19/2009 | 06-013 | I Think You Offended Don | CBS | 9.8 | 14 | 16.1 |
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| 12/12/2011 | One False Move, Zimbabwe! | CBS | 9.2 | 14 | 14.9 | ||
| 01/03/2013 | Welcome to Alancrest | CBS | 9.2 | 14 | 15.4 | ||
| 01/10/2013 | Grab a Feather and Get in Line | CBS | 8.8 | 14 | 14.4 | ||
| 04/04/2013 | Bazinga! That's from a TV Show | CBS | 8.5 | 14 | 13.7 | ||
| 02/19/2015 | Of Course He's Dead (Part 1 of 2); Of Course He's Dead (Part 2 of 2) | CBS | 8.5 | 14 | 13.5 | ||
| 12/05/2011 | What a Lovely Landing Strip | CBS | 9.3 | 14 | 15.2 | ||
| 11/21/2011 | A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes | CBS | 9.6 | 14 | 15.8 | ||
| 11/06/2006 | 04-007 | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head | CBS | 9.1 | 13 | 14.5 |
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| 04/09/2007 | 04-019 | Smooth as a Ken Doll | CBS | 8.4 | 13 | 13.5 |
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| 04/16/2007 | 04-020 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot | CBS | 8.5 | 13 | 13 |
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| 10/04/2010 | A Pudding-Filled Cactus | CBS | 8.6 | 13 | |||
| 04/30/2007 | 04-022 | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag | CBS | 8.7 | 13 | 13.7 |
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| 05/07/2007 | 04-023 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' | CBS | 8.5 | 13 | 13.3 |
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| 11/15/2010 | A Good Time in Central Africa | CBS | 8.6 | 13 | 14.3 | ||
| 11/22/2010 | Ow, Ow, Don't Stop | CBS | 8.6 | 13 | 14.4 | ||
| 12/13/2010 | Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead | CBS | 8.5 | 13 | 13.9 | ||
| 10/15/2007 | 05-004 | City of Great Racks | CBS | 8.8 | 13 | 13.7 |
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| 03/17/2008 | 05-011 | Meander to Your Dander | CBS | 8.5 | 13 | 14.1 |
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| 03/24/2008 | 05-012 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh | CBS | 8.6 | 13 | 14.2 |
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| 03/31/2008 | 05-013 | The Soil Is Moist | CBS | 8.8 | 13 | 14.5 |
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| 04/14/2008 | 05-014 | Winky-Dink Time | CBS | 8.5 | 13 | 13.9 |
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| 05/05/2008 | 05-017 | Fish in a Drawer | CBS | 8.5 | 13 | 13.6 |
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| 05/12/2008 | 05-018 | If My Hole Could Talk (a.k.a. Finish Your Yemisir Kik Wat) | CBS | 8.5 | 13 | 13.8 |
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| 09/22/2008 | 06-001 | Taterhead Is Our Love Child | CBS | 9.1 | 13 | 14.9 |
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| 10/06/2008 | 06-003 | Damn You, Eggs Benedict | CBS | 8.8 | 13 | 14.1 |
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| 10/13/2008 | 06-004 | The Flavin' and the Mavin | CBS | 9 | 13 | 14.7 |
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| 10/20/2008 | 06-005 | A Jack Strap in Hell | CBS | 8.9 | 13 | 14.6 |
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| 11/10/2008 | 06-007 | Best H.O. Money Can Buy | CBS | 8.9 | 13 | 14.5 |
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| 11/17/2008 | 06-008 | Pinocchio's Mouth | CBS | 9.3 | 13 | 15.2 |
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| 11/24/2008 | 06-009 | The Mooch at the Boo | CBS | 9 | 13 | 14.9 |
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| 03/22/2010 | 07-018 | Ixnay on the Oggie Day | CBS | 8.6 | 13 | 14.5 |
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| 04/27/2009 | 06-021 | Above Exalted Cyclops | CBS | 8.7 | 13 | 14.2 |
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| 05/04/2009 | 06-022 | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box | CBS | 8.6 | 13 | 14.2 |
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| 05/10/2010 | 07-020 | I Called Him Magoo | CBS | 8.5 | 13 | 13.9 |
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| 05/17/2010 | 07-021 | Gumby with a Pokey (a.k.a. Another Hairy Adventure) | CBS | 8.1 | 13 | 13.3 |
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| 10/12/2009 | 07-004 | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator | CBS | 8.7 | 13 | 14.2 |
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| 10/19/2009 | 07-005 | For the Sake of the Child | CBS | 8.6 | 13 | 14.1 |
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| 09/20/2010 | 08-001 | Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud | CBS | 8.9 | 13 | 14.6 | |
| 11/09/2009 | 07-007 | Untainted by Filth | CBS | 8.9 | 13 | 14.4 |
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| 11/16/2009 | 07-008 | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. | CBS | 8.4 | 13 | 13.7 |
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