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| Date | Episode # | Title | Network | Rating (↑) | Share | Viewers | Watch/Purchase DVD/Download |
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| 03/14/2013 | Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon | CBS | 7.7 | 12 | 12.2 | ||
| 02/13/2012 | Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy | CBS | 7.8 | 11 | 12.5 | ||
| 11/01/2012 | Ferrets, Attack! | CBS | 7.8 | 12 | 12.7 | ||
| 01/16/2012 | A Possum on Chemo | CBS | 7.8 | 11 | 13 | ||
| 09/27/2012 | 10-001 | I Changed My Mind about the Milk | CBS | 7.8 | 12 | 12.5 | |
| 05/02/2013 | My Bodacious Vidalia | CBS | 7.8 | 13 | 12.1 | ||
| 04/28/2008 | 05-016 | Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty | CBS | 7.9 | 12 | 12.9 | 
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| 05/09/2013 | Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped | CBS | 7.9 | 13 | 12.8 | ||
| 02/06/2012 | The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack | CBS | 7.9 | 12 | 13 | ||
| 04/23/2007 | 04-021 | Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous | CBS | 7.9 | 12 | 12.3 |
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| 11/03/2008 | 06-006 | It's Always Nazi Week | CBS | 8 | 11 | 12.8 |
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| 02/20/2012 | Not in My Mouth! | CBS | 8 | 12 | 13.3 | ||
| 10/25/2012 | That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam | CBS | 8 | 12 | 12.9 | ||
| 05/17/2010 | 07-021 | Gumby with a Pokey (a.k.a. Another Hairy Adventure) | CBS | 8.1 | 13 | 13.3 |
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| 03/09/2009 | 06-017 | The Ocu or the Pado? | CBS | 8.1 | 12 | 13.4 |
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| 02/21/2013 | Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries | CBS | 8.1 | 12 | 13.4 | ||
| 12/06/2010 | Dead from the Waist Down | CBS | 8.1 | 12 | 13.4 | ||
| 10/08/2007 | 05-003 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo | CBS | 8.1 | 12 | 13 |
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| 12/13/2012 | Give Santa a Tail-Hole | CBS | 8.2 | 13 | 13.3 | ||
| 10/18/2010 | The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel | CBS | 8.2 | 12 | 13.5 | ||
| 11/01/2010 | The Crazy Bitch Gazette | CBS | 8.2 | 12 | 13.6 | ||
| 05/11/2009 | 06-023 | Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth | CBS | 8.2 | 12 | 13.1 |
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| 10/11/2010 | Hookers, Hookers, Hooker | CBS | 8.2 | 12 | 13.5 | ||
| 10/01/2007 | 05-002 | Media Room Slash Dungeon | CBS | 8.2 | 12 | 13.2 |
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| 01/02/2012 | Slowly and in a Circular Fashion | CBS | 8.3 | 12 | 13.9 | ||
| 09/28/2009 | 07-002 | Whipped Unto the Third Generation | CBS | 8.3 | 12 | 13.9 |
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| 03/07/2013 | The 9:04 from Pemberton | CBS | 8.3 | 13 | 13.5 | ||
| 11/08/2010 | Springtime on a Stick | CBS | 8.3 | 12 | 13.6 | ||
| 04/21/2008 | 05-015 | Rough Night in Hump Junction | CBS | 8.3 | 12 | 13.4 |
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| 10/25/2010 | Twanging Your Magic Clanger | CBS | 8.3 | 12 | 13.8 | ||
| 04/12/2010 | 07-019 | Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave | CBS | 8.3 | 13 | 13.7 |
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| 11/23/2009 | 07-009 | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair | CBS | 8.3 | 12 | 13.9 |
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| 01/31/2013 | Run Steven Staven! Run! | CBS | 8.4 | 13 | 13.7 | ||
| 11/02/2009 | 07-006 | Give Me Your Thumb | CBS | 8.4 | 12 | 13.5 |
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| 12/06/2012 | One Nut Johnson | CBS | 8.4 | 13 | 13.5 | ||
| 10/05/2009 | 07-003 | Mmm, Fish. Yum | CBS | 8.4 | 12 | 13.3 |
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| 09/29/2008 | 06-002 | Pie Hole, Herb | CBS | 8.4 | 12 | 13.6 |
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| 11/16/2009 | 07-008 | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. | CBS | 8.4 | 13 | 13.7 |
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| 02/14/2013 | Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby | CBS | 8.4 | 13 | 13.7 | ||
| 04/09/2007 | 04-019 | Smooth as a Ken Doll | CBS | 8.4 | 13 | 13.5 |
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| 04/04/2013 | Bazinga! That's from a TV Show | CBS | 8.5 | 14 | 13.7 | ||
| 09/21/2009 | 07-001 | 818-jklpuzo | CBS | 8.5 | 12 | 13.6 |
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| 03/17/2008 | 05-011 | Meander to Your Dander | CBS | 8.5 | 13 | 14.1 |
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| 10/29/2007 | 05-006 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail | CBS | 8.5 | 12 | 13.7 |
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| 03/16/2009 | 06-018 | My Son's Enormous Head | CBS | 8.5 | 13 | 14.1 |
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| 12/13/2010 | Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead | CBS | 8.5 | 13 | 13.9 | ||
| 02/19/2015 | Of Course He's Dead (Part 1 of 2); Of Course He's Dead (Part 2 of 2) | CBS | 8.5 | 14 | 13.5 | ||
| 09/27/2010 | A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer | CBS | 8.5 | 13 | 13.9 | ||
| 04/16/2007 | 04-020 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot | CBS | 8.5 | 13 | 13 |
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| 05/07/2007 | 04-023 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' | CBS | 8.5 | 13 | 13.3 |
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